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How to Be a Side Chick in 5 Easy Steps…

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Posted October 10, 2014 by Kimani in Love. Life. Erotica.

Hey Vadgesters!

If you’re just joining us, we talked about the Side Chick Quotient and why you need her in your relationship. Now I’ll give you 5 easy steps to being a side chick. Sounds crazy, but if you know what I know, it may be the best thing you’ve ever done for your love life…

 

1. Be Attentive:

How does a side chick get consistency from a taken man? She pays attention. She knows all the things wifey does to piss him off – and does the opposite. She finds out all the things that make him feel good; what makes his toes curl and eyes roll. Back rubs, cold beer and quiet time on the couch when the games on. It’s time for YOU to be that. Even if it’s not all the time (for now), turn into that woman and relieve some stress for the both of you.

2. Be Spontaneous:

For a cheater, sometimes it’s the thrill that really gets them excited. As of now, the same concept goes for you. Call him up and set up a rendezvous somewhere random. A cheap hotel or maybe even your car if you feel brave. Do it like you’re on borrowed time. Pack up and part ways – even if it’s just to meet back at home. The thrill actually releases adrenaline and other hormones like oxytocin. These naturally secreted hormones not only get you excited, but they help to lubricate the vagina for better sex.

3. Be Willing: 

If he sees something in a Kama Sutra book or a porn flick that he wants to try – give it a shot. The side chick rarely says no (in a fantasy world). You’ll either learn a new trick or break the dresser. Either way, you’ll have an experience to giggle about even after side chick time is over. Having good memories that only the two of you share increases the health of your relationship.

4. Set Boundaries: 

A good side chick knows not to over stay her welcome. Plan some nights out and/or weekends with your girls. Get cute and let him check you out before you strut through the door. Very few humans enjoy non stop contact with their partner – give him a chance to miss you a little. Cheating men usually escape from the monotony of their daily lives by calling the side chick (us Islanders call her “matey”) for some fresh air. Keep things renewed by giving him the space that all humans deserve. A night out never hurt anybody.

5. Exude Confidence: 

What do side chicks look like on  tv? Vixens, right? Your duty is to ooze confidence, especially if he’s never experienced that side of you (yes, we are all capable). Slip into something you feel sexy in. Put on the shirt he just took off and inhale his pheromones. Leave a memory that he’ll carry to work the next day. Shoot, maybe even a hickie on his chest or inner arm. I hope his lady doesn’t find it…

Let’s be clear – I am in no way glorifying infidelity. I am romanticizing romance and reminding you men and women to keep your lover, partner, spouse in mind just as much as yourself. Revive the things that attracted you in the first place, and let nothing stop you both from being happy with each other. Not time, not finances, not distance. There is a solution for nearly every intimacy problem.

Just in case you forget, I’ve created a FREE printable checklist while you prepare for your side chick adventure.

Enjoy and be safe! 

Oh! Don’t forget to download your FREE Printable Side Chick Checklist!

HOW TO BE A SIDE CHICK




About the Author

Kimani

A NY transplant in Florida, Kimani has taken on the task of educating the world on sexual health and education. The Mount Vernon native has seen AIDS and HIV spread through her community like wildfire, and hopes to cease the transmission of these and other diseases one person at a time. If you know better, you're inclined to do better.

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