The World of Exxxotica Chicago 2017: A Review
By: Charlie

We all know that first impressions are the ones that last, and Exxxotica Chicago set me up for one hell of a show. While walking into the venue, there is a massive sign letting you know exactly where you were. With “EXXXOTICA 2017” plastered onto the wall and a small stage mounted on metal spiked pillars, I knew exactly what kind of fun was going to be in store.

After the small, but grand signage, visitors were greeted by beautiful dancers and a few strippers working the poles in the background. Some of the girls were toting rainbow flags and one even had a pair of rainbow wings on her back. In spaces where the focus is pleasure, everyone is invited and organizers of the event made sure to show their support of LGBTQ + Pride.

How many of you love cam girls? Thankfully there were dozens to choose from at the expo. The cam girls were recording live for all of you who prefer to see and believe. A few were busy showing off their magic skills by making dildos disappear into their bodies and then reappear while others tag teamed and rubbed their nipples together for viewers. It was amazing to have a front row seat, especially when the cam girls are placed next door to a few of your favorite porn stars like the Texas Team members.

These women were the center of my attention for the simple fact that they had such curvy bodies. If you know me, you know I love a nice round butt, no matter who it’s attached to. I also really loved that the space was filled with pole dancers and a pop up sex shop for all of your naughty play. There were stations to do demo spankings, face sitting, flogging, and my person favorite was the Saint Andrew’s Cross.

Of course I had to stop by the Kinky Kollege and be punished for all my bad behavior.

It was a pleasure to be flogged with so many different objects. The staff was very knowledgeable and made sure to give important tips for folks who may want to try it at home (or in their hotel rooms). In the spirit of continuing my sexual education, I attended a few workshops. We all know how important it is to have a safe and healthy sex life, and I got a few pointers at Taylor Sparks’ “How to Make Good Pussy Better” and “Spanking for Lovers: Your Ass or Mine” classes. I made sure to follow those up with a seminar on Healthy Masculinity.

Amid all of the beautiful people, I managed to find time to visit the Chaturbate stage where couples showed off just how hot their sex really was with silly games and a little healthy competition with the winning prizes being all inclusive trips to Mexico or Jamaica. I’d say that the Chaturbate exhibit provided a plethora of win-win situations. Team Texas’ Twerk Contest and Nyomi Banks’ lingerie fashion shows were a great part of the experience.

On a freakier note, for those of you who may want something a bit new and a little less “human” – Bad Dragon was also vending at Exxxotica. I am enamored with their very realistic and beautiful tentacle dildos. They also provide packers for anyone who wants to wear their alien cocks. Or, if you want to feel the vibe, they also provide vibrating alien and tentacle dongs.

There was an entire section of the venue designated for all the modified freaks. Anyone who has tattoos or loves women with tattoos was in this section. Albeit nowadays everyone has tattoos – needless to say, this area was jam packed. The fun part was that there were local and regional shops offering tattoo deals right on the spot. It almost honestly couldn’t get better, until I experienced the sensuality of kink being used in a more erotic manner.

Under the most sensual tent in all of Exxxotica, the Glamazon herself, Ms. Tyomi Morgan was giving lessons on how to be kinky and caring all at once. As a fellow sexpert, I really appreciated her presence. It seemed to allow for a slightly different crowd and made kink a lot less scary. Honestly, I could continue, but I think we’d be here all day.

Exxxotica Chicago 2017 – the Final Verdict

Exxxotica, I will see you again in New Jersey. With the stamp of approval from your very own Vacation Charlie, if you haven’t gotten your ticket yet, you are seriously missing out.

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Organic Loven (Taylor Sparks)