The Naughty List 2016

It’s that time of year again! You’re racking your brain, trying to figure out what to get the people you love and adore. Well, if there’s one thing I know well – it’s how to give gifts and how to be naughty (that’s two things, oops!).

Might as well combine my favorite skills, right?

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For Men:

Most men like it simple, so it’s best to keep their gifts simple as well.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tenga Eggs are disposable masturbation sleeves that provide easy pleasure in a cool package and varying inner textures. They also come with a packet of lube, giving much more gifting value!

 

 

 

Vibrating Penis Rings are also known as Cock Rings, and can help prolong erection as well as add a vibrating treat to any lovemaking session. They’re pleasing to the eye, too – which makes them a great gift for couples.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Penis Pumps may seem like taboo gifts, but they’re worth so much more. Not only do they help provide short (and long) term growth benefits, but they can also help men with post-operation recovery (i.e. prostate cancer). This is a great gift for a partner to give when they’re looking to turn it up a notch in the bedroom.

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For Women:

Women may be a little more complex, but our goal today is to find gifts that just about anyone will love. Let’s try, shall we?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rabbit Vibrators gained huge popularity back in 1998 when one was featured on Sex and the City (“The Rabbit and the Hare episode“). Many women realized that vibrators aren’t evil and rushed sex stores nationwide to get their hands on one.

The dual stimulation of a rabbit vibe makes it a great gift for the lady in your life.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lipstick Vibes

We all love discretion, right? What better way to stash your vibrator than to make it look like something you’re expected to have? Lipstick vibrators are improving year by year, and are sure to give you a little giggle during travel times.

 

Couple’s Gifts:

Sexual fun isn’t all for single people, and what better reason than Christmas is there to gift your partner something you’ve always wanted to try?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We-Vibe 4 Plus

This couple’s massager revolutionized the bedroom for many relationships. Not only can each partner enjoy it on their own – they can control it wirelessly while the other vibes out.

If you’re looking to splurge on a pleasure product – this is it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fifty Shade of Grey Keep Still Over the Bed Cross Restraint

Listen.  I am a control freak. It’s very hard for me to give that up to anyone. However – sex giveth and sex giveth away. Having a trusting partner is everything, and when you find that – giving over control becomes more exciting than you can bare.

Ok, enough about me!

Trying out restraints is a fun way to level up your sex life, and doing it safely helps you feel more secure. This kit is branded by 50 Shades of Grey and is just as sexy as the book.

 

Hopefully, these gifts encourage you to try something new under the mistletoe. Each one can be gift wrapped by request, too!

Got questions? Email me – kimi@vforvadge.com, I’ll be glad to help!